Height - 6'0"
Weight - 200 lbs.
Hometown - Dollar Bay, Michigan
Net Worth - $86 Million
Signature Moves - The Recession, The Bottom Line, The Persuader
Stats-2 Wins, 2 Losses
Sole heir to his family's hygeine product fortune,
GDP has had to fight for credibility inside the ring and out. Beginning
his career as head manager at the Dollar Bay Shoney's, he later became
a concert promoter for local bands like Chrome Anus and the Vomit
Prophets. He most recently got his chance for stardom as host of the edgy,
ill-fated Fox TV quiz show "Which One of You Fucks Wants a Million Bucks?".
GDP has always harbored a love for the squared
circle. After his contract ended in the fall of 1999, he rented the
best U-Haul van the sleepy hamlet of Dollar Bay could offer and relocated
to the bustling metropolis of Amherst, Massachusetts. Immediately making
his entrance into the WWC, he scored a stunning victory over Scoutmaster
Lewis at Halloween Hell. Some in the WWC think his most famous move, the
Persuader, is nothing more than bald-faced bribery. Not so, says
GDP. "I give my opponents the choice of getting cash in hand or jammed
up their worthless asses."
In the WWC 2000 Presidential Election, GDP tied
with Hank Newcastle. GDP had spent millions on this election and was not
going to lose it now. He defeated Hank Newcastle in a match at the 2000
All Community Rumble for the presidency. Even now as President of the WWC,
GDP has his eyes set firmly on the WWC Championship belt. Why fight
for it when he could buy it several time over? "It's the principle
of the thing, idiot."